HOW OLD ARE YOU?

DIDNT I SAY TWENTY-EIGHT 

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I AM THIRTY.

HOW ABOUT THAT 

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LET US WRESTLE.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

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DO YOU MESS AROUND?

MAYBE YES, MAYBE NO 

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I WANT TO WRESTLE WITH A BOY.

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ENOUGH ABOUT THAT 

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WHY WONT YOU DO IT?

THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS 

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WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 

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I ALREADY TOLD YOU.

YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME THINGS, WHY NOT CHANGE THE TOPIC? 

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OK THEN LETS HAVE SEX.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY SEXLIFE 

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IT IS DULL.

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS THAT ANYMORE 

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DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

I GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL 

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WHERE?

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT? 

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II DO NOT NEED TO BUT AM INTERESTED IN YOU.

I AM GETTING TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER 

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YOU ARE NASTY.

(SOCKS YOU IN THE NOSE) WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY YOU CALL PEOPLE NAMES 

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LET US WRESTLE.

I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT YOU 

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HOW TALL ARE YOU?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 

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YESYES I DO.

PERHAPS YOU ARE JUST POSING AS A DOCTOR 

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HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?

NOT VERY HEAVY 

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ARE YOU WELL BUILT?

COULD YOU ELABORATE ON THAT? 

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ARE YOU MUSCULAR?

OH SURE 

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ARE YOU GAY?

AND HOW 

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ME TOO.

YOU HARP ON THE SAME THINGS TOO MUCH 

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WHERE IS A GOOD PLACE TO GO?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR MOTIVES 

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YOU SAID YOU WERE GAY.

LET'S FORGET ABOUT THINGS LIKE SEXLIFE 

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I DO NOT WANT TO.

IN MY OPINION YOU HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND 

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ARE YOU REALLY A HOMOSEXUAL?

COULD BE 

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WHATWHAT ISWHAT IS YOUR NAME?

MY NAME IS PAT SMITH 

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ARE YOU STILL THERE?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU KEEP ON BUGGING ME ABOUT THIS? 

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BYE.

BYE 

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